Sorry I couldn’t help it

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Apologies for the low level of comedy.

Thanks to Sarah Cooper for getting my grey matter going.

What do you call a male sheep that wants to become a designer?

Dieter Rams

What do you call a lazy UX designer?

→ Slack

Why do UX designers like forks?

→ They’re great stakeholders

What do you call a designer that looks after lots of animals

→ Julie Zhuo

What’s beautiful, but gives a UX designer nightmares?

→ Waterfall(s)

What’s a UX designers favourite car?

→ (Alan) Mini Cooper

What do you call a UX designer who’s head of the armed forces?

→ General Assembly

What’re a UX designers favourite fruit

→ Apple(s)

What’re a UX designers favourite plant

→ (Jony) Ivey

What’s a UX designers favourite book?

→ Macbook

What do you call a UX designer that loves to sew?

→ Jared Spool

What a UX designer favourite exercise?

→ Sprints

What do you call a cowboy UX designer?

→ Jesse James (Garrett)

What do you call a UX Designer who only does visuals?

→ A UI Designer

Thanks to Dieter Rams, Julie Zhuo, Jesse James Garrett, Jared M. Spool, Alan Cooper, Jony Ive, General Assembly, Slack and Apple for having names that can be shoehorned in to very bad .

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If you enjoyed this, read some of my other UX articles (there not all bad jokes):

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18 Things I Wish I’d Known When Starting Out in UX Design
New to UX Design? Feeling Overwhelmed?
UX Writing: How to do it like Google with this powerful checklist
24 Ways to Look Like an Awesome UX Designer

Or have a read of my 20 designers, 20 questions, 20 weeks series starting with the intro article

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